Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 10

White with black patches and that'd be my cat...

941 posted on 10/05/2003 5:17:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (This tagline exploits frilly lingerie, human weaknesses, and carnal knowledge to subjugate mankind.)

Thought you migtht like it...

.....Westy......

942 posted on 10/05/2003 5:18:42 PM PDT by westmex

The best Redhots!

943 posted on 10/05/2003 5:21:49 PM PDT by restornu

Sounds great Loddy. Now I'm off to do some cookin!!

944 posted on 10/05/2003 5:27:51 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks belong South)

You have a strange cat!

945 posted on 10/05/2003 5:28:30 PM PDT by restornu

946 posted on 10/05/2003 5:38:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

Yes, she's 24 pounds of attitude.
And looks somewhat sinilar to a furry baby hippo...

947 posted on 10/05/2003 5:38:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

And looks somewhat sinilar to a furry baby hippo...

Just add [to] water...

948 posted on 10/05/2003 5:58:16 PM PDT by null and void (<------ Contents under pressure)

To: null and void

I'm crazy, but I'm NOT suicidal.

949 posted on 10/05/2003 6:03:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

You maniac! You BLEW IT UP!!

950 posted on 10/05/2003 6:04:30 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

951 posted on 10/05/2003 6:14:10 PM PDT by null and void

To: null and void

Let me guess, it'd be worth the horrible death by tooth and claw just to see all 24 pounds of Holstien looking cat land with great impact in some water and rise like Posiedon from the depths in GREAT RENDING WRATH?

952 posted on 10/05/2003 6:18:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

To: Darksheare; yall

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.

Presbyterian: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptist: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to
approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalian: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and
one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

Mormon: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to
do it.

Methodist: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely
burned out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip
bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring the bulb of
your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church
lighting policy.

Lutheran: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Church of Christ: They do not use light bulbs because there is no evidence
of their use in the New Testament.

Unitarian: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against
the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem
or compose a modern dance about your bulb for next Sunday's service, during
which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which
are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Amish: What's a light bulb

953 posted on 10/05/2003 6:20:08 PM PDT by lodwick (I fear for our Republic.)

954 posted on 10/05/2003 6:23:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

Close:

It'd be worth your horrible death by tooth and claw just for me to see all 24 pounds of Holstien looking cat land with great impact in some water and rise like Posiedon from the depths in GREAT RENDING WRATH?

955 posted on 10/05/2003 6:35:57 PM PDT by null and void (Can I video tape it???)

Jewish mothers: None. "Never mind, I'll sit in the dark"[sheare]

956 posted on 10/05/2003 6:38:20 PM PDT by null and void

To: null and void; Darkchylde

I think I'd hide while you drop her in.
Then sis can patch ya back together with duct tape and combat bandages.

957 posted on 10/05/2003 6:38:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Leftists, the original point and clique device.)

To: null and void

958 posted on 10/05/2003 7:08:03 PM PDT by lodwick (I fear for our Republic.)

959 posted on 10/05/2003 7:26:36 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

To: null and void

Is THIS for real???? Sheesh! The jokes are making more sense all the time!

960 posted on 10/05/2003 7:31:47 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")

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