[habs4ever]

Best of the luck with the new gig!

Alas, poetry makes me think of someone I'd rather not,like a bad case of recurring foot fungus,but if this thread causes her any angst, well, bring it on! LOL

Have fun and enjoy yourselves :)

[MistyCA]

Hiya, Habs! As the name says, you will be Habs4ever! :) Too funny. LOL!

[JustAmy]

Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a day's training.

One says to the other, "I can't understand why we are so slow, we come from good stock, we have the best of food, great trainers, and yet we come last in every race."

There was a dog running along side them who overheard and said, "I know what your problem is. I have seen you race and it looks to me as if you race off at the start really fast and use up all your energy and then you have nothing left. What you should do is pace yourselves and when all the other horses are exhausted, put in a spurt and you're sure to win. What do you think of that?"

The horses looked at one another and said, "WOW, a talking dog!"

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Habs ...... Forget about the someone else and come by and enjoy some jokes. Do you have any that you can share?

Thanks for the good wishes.

JustAmy

[MistyCA]

Awwww....

I got this from another site

I was cruising the other night

It’s so cute I had to take it

But it wasn’t mine and I can’t fake it

So I decided to let the owner know

Without permission I won’t show

Ladies and Gents that wasn’t easy

So many names it drove me crazy!

This was originally Snow Bunny’s bear

On Free Dominion Chrissie posted it there

Then Wild Thing used it at the Canteen

It’s the darnedest thing I ever seen!

Well, I finally decided I didn’t need it

Wasn’t worth my time so I’ll delete it

But just so no one thinks I stole it

I thought I best tell you all about it.

Whew! Will the real owner please stand up!