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Clear As Mud
by Bruce Lansky

I go to bed each morning.
I wake up every night.
I spill my milk at breakfast,
and then turn on the light.

Each day I miss the school bus.
I never have been late.
I don't turn in my homework.
My teacher thinks I'm great.

My favorite game is basketball.
I cannot sink a shot.
We haven't won a single game.
Our team is getting hot.

Last year I was in high school.
Now I'm in second grade.
Next year I'll be in daycare.
I'll really have it made!

When I grow up, I'm hoping
a baby I can be:
a pacifier in my mouth,
my cradle in a tree.

This poem's so confusing.
It's all so crystal clear.
Perhaps I'll understand it
when I am born next year.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anyone have coffee?
Do you think coffee would help?

446 posted on 09/23/2003 7:48:18 AM PDT by JustAmy (God Bless our Military, Past and Present. Thank a Veteran for your FReedoms!)
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To: JustAmy
ROFL!!!! I'm having a day just like that one!

(((((((((JustAmy)))))))))))

Poetry and Potpourri ******Rocks*******
449 posted on 09/23/2003 7:55:45 AM PDT by dansangel (*Visualize No Democrats*)
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To: JustAmy
LOL! Reminds me of my mom and uncle!!!!! :)
455 posted on 09/23/2003 8:11:36 AM PDT by MistyCA (For some...it's always going to be "A Nam Thing!")
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To: JustAmy
"Clear As Mud" is REALLY cute, Amy. Printing out a copy for my daughter's English teacher!

Tia

480 posted on 09/23/2003 9:22:41 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: JustAmy
Congratulations on your Poetry thread!
527 posted on 09/23/2003 12:19:21 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: JustAmy
Not bad Amy.

Now to you know all the real sailor's word to Barnacle Bill he Sailor?

568 posted on 09/23/2003 4:11:24 PM PDT by Temple Owl
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