Starbug laundry room
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[LISTER, CAT present. Both are sat staring vacantly at the spinning washing machines]
CAT Wow - this is the best load yet!
LISTER Just for the record I'd like to repeat that I'm only here because I can't sleep. So I decided to do some of my laundry and help out Kryten.
CAT Yeah, yeah, yeah...
LISTER I'm not here because I'm a sad and lonely person who's entertained by women's underwear spin drying.
CAT My god, a g-string!
LISTER Where?
CAT You missed it... I swear! It was black and really, really small.
LISTER I'm too mature for this. I'm just gonna sit here and read my comic.
CAT Oh buddy, this is a great show tonight. I may even write a fan letter to the washing machine company.