Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 9

[Darksheare]

Heck, I've had threads pulled just because I posted it.
'Course, that was back in the day when Asmodeus and I went 'round and 'round.
I know he's back on FR since he got himself banned, but I haven't found him yet. And I count it as a blessing, or a miracle.

The thread that got pulled dealt with smoking.
And the anti-smoking police nailing people for their IN HOME cig smoke crossing their property line and being nasally audible to the neighbors.
I suggested that the same flawgic they were using against the smoker's could easily be adapted for use against gunowners.
I got flamed like mad for it, statements like "gunowners would never be irresponsible enough to **insert stupid statement here**" and such.
No-one bothered looking at the basic premise, that people were being fined just basically for having cigarettes.
Next step would be to fine people for owning guns.

That thread got yanked, and it was quite legit.
Prolly got yanked 'cause Asmodeus wandered in and said stupid crap in thread..

[Servant of the 9]

This pic is a little cheeky..but cute.

Kiddie Porn!!!

Somebody call Atty. Gen. Ashcroft.

So9

[restornu]

30 Years Makes a Difference

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair

1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage

1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer

1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office

1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system

1972: Disco
2002: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever
2002: Depends

And another:


Now. just in case you weren't feeling too old today, the following will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

[ValerieUSA]

The producer guy is coming to dinner here tonight!!!!!
Gotta get busy.....

[restornu]

Guantanamo chaplain arrested
A Muslim US Army chaplain who worked with al-Qaeda suspects in Guantanamo Bay has been detained by military investigators, US officials say.
He has not been charged, but it is believed that he is suspected of espionage.


http://tinyurl.com/o9yz

[.38sw]

Well, thanks. Now I feel about 100 years old.

[lodwick]

From email friend:

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my
own pants.


2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
Implants?" She hit me.


4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.


5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."


6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.


7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
elected.


11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.


13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive
days I have stayed alive.


14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and
50 for Miss America?


15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a
peeing section in a swimming pool?


16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?


17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.


18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:

"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

[Mo1]

Now. just in case you weren't feeling too old today, the following will certainly change things

Well I do now .. *L*

[restornu]

A kangaroo named Lulu was hailed a hero Monday for saving an unconscious Australian farmer by alerting the man's wife and leading her to where he lay trapped under a fallen tree branch. - http://tinyurl.com/oa8i


http://tinyurl.com/oa6k - video

[lodwick]

Where can we get our 'roos?

I guess is the question.

Cheers, and thanks for the news that we need to know.

[restornu]

Where can we get our 'roos?

***

http://www.ancestry.com

[lodwick]

The first 'roos at rest that I've ever seen.

[restornu]

Horseplay is a labour of love at Spanish hospital

[Darkchylde]

"I'm willing to be won over..."

Oh, yeah & how am I supposed
to accomplish that?!
Cover myself with sticky buns?!

[null and void]

That works!!!!

[ValerieUSA]

Dang, he was supposed to be here at 7 ... now it's 8:30. He called at 7 to say he was on the way... this is not fun. Cancelled at the last minute on saturday night, and then didn't show up at all on monday.

[sweetliberty]

"how am I supposed to accomplish that?! Cover myself with sticky buns?!"

Ouch!

"That works!!!!"

Shameless Nully! Just shameless.

[sweetliberty]

Sounds like you need to lose him Val. He obviously has a confused sense of priorities.

[ValerieUSA]

*L* I haven't even met him yet!

[Mo1]

In a story reminiscent of the long-running Australian children's television series Skippy, in which a pet kangaroo rescued people in distress in the Australian bush, the kangaroo began barking until Richards' wife came to investigate.

Kangaroo's can bark???

Who would have thunk it