If you think that line up is sad, just wait til Wesley Clark jumps in.
Oh yes, happy Labor Day, all. Hope you're having better picnic weather than we. At least we're not having a garage sale like x42's former defense secretary:
HIGH-living Clinton-era Secretary of Defense William Cohen and his wife, former broadcaster Janet Langhart Cohen, are celebrating Labor Day by putting about 120 pieces of decorative art and jewelry on the auction block at the Park Central Hotel. The merchandise left behind from the sale of their eight-bedroom, 5,405-square-foot mansion in the Washington suburb of McLean, Va., will be hawked alongside about a dozen dusty odds and ends from the estate of President John F. Kennedy, including a swimsuit worn by Jackie O, handwritten notes from Jack and some smoking accouterments, with the total value of the sale estimated at $4 million. "We've gotten rid of a few pieces of his, but the only thing that has caught people's eye so far was a big-screen TV," says the Park Galleries flack Brenda Miszk. (Page Six)