[lodwick]

R.A.Wilson announces his candidacy for Govenor

My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind our shared goals of:

Get those pointy-headed Washington bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!

Guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them.

Drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them.

Freedom of choice, free love,free speech, free Internet and free beer.

California secession -- Keep the anti-gun and ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies.

Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers.

Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bears.

More position papers will follow; we know at least 69 good positions.

Learn more here.

[Iowa Granny]

Where do you get this stuff?

Wish you were here. Much to do today, and you obviously have time on your hands. ;>) I could use some help. I'm only here to rest my back a bit.

[daisyscarlett]

I have never heard of this party. Is this one of dos dem dare satires that I sometimes think are true? hee hee....

The French looking candidate (John F.Kerry) is just an around guy...why he drinks beer and carries his own luggage....And get this-his lovely wife passes out homemade brownies on the campaign plane too. Did she bake them or did Alice B. Toklas bake them...Maybe JF Kerry just had not had a homemade anything in a long time cause that is what he is doing in the photo, lurging over everyone to grab a brownie!!!

Democratic U.S. presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry (R) reaches after his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry (L) to get a brownie as she passes out homemade brownies to members of the media aboard his campaign plane September 1, 2003 enroute from Washington, D.C. to Charleston, South Carolina. Kerry will officially announce his campaign for the 2004 Democratic presidential nomination in South Carolina on September 2. REUTERS/Jim Bourg Email Photo