OK .. LOL
Way does the media have such a hard time just telling the truth .. I mean how hard is it to say "we haven't had rain in 2 months"?
.....Westy.....
Goodnight all
.....Westy.....
4-Days in Baja W/O Bowel Service
desertbull [64.160.15.84] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What can I say friends? Since this morning I've been beseiged with emails to post what it takes to survive in Baja w/o bowel service. At the recent Pete's Camp Poker Run one of our amigos came up with his own solution. The manner it was discovered is more funny than the story itself, which I must explain is a bit gross, but read on. After much fun was had by all at the Pete's Camp Poker Run, friends and family were caravaning from San Felipe to the US Border at Mexicali. In usual race desert fashion, we were communicating via VHF radio on some well know race frequencies. This trip was a lucky trip for my wife and I as we have an assortment of girls who tend to keep us up to our eyeballs busy, so we don't often share "alone" time with each other. After a fantastic fun trip we loaded into our truck and headed towards home with others. About 40 miles into our homeward bound trip we heard a conversation on the radio. Obviously, from my 20+ years of law enforcement experience, I noted that this was clearly what we call, "an open mike." The conversation between two people without their knowledge that they were broadcasting to the world. As we continued our trip we heard a series of open-mikes between the same two people who will stay unidentified at this time. (Gunny and Racer Don) Traveling in Gunny's Ford P/U they cruised along having a normal conversation Racer Don stated he was eager to get across the border in order to take care of some personal business. However, he used terms that are not for publication on such a wonderful website as this. Via an open mike, he explained to Gunny that after their initial conversations about traveling to Baja for this event, he did not want to use a toilet in fear of collecting a sickening disease called Montezuma's Revenge. So in preparation for the 4 day event of eating, drinking and having fun, he CONSUMED an entire box of Ammonium AD, which for a lack of better terms, plugged him up for the entire weekend. The good thing is he NEVER utilized his bowel system for the entire 4 days. Well, we heard this conversation on the radio and about crashed off the Baja highway. Immediately, conversation between the others in the caravan resulted in massive laughter and ridicule upon Racer Don. At a stop outside of Mexicali, it was necessary for Racer Don and Gunny to actually drive away as we pointed and laughed hysterically at the high jinx of our friend Racer Don. We later discovered that Gunny had in fact told Racer Don that he would contract a disease if he utilized the toilet, but it was certainly meant to be in a joking manner and he did not believe that Racer Don would take his joking for the truth. So, in my humble opinion, Racer Don, who survived 4 long treacherous days without using his bowel system, is a the new "El Rey Caca de Baja." Can't wait to get across the border: #1333 Racer Don