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How did they ever get the butter out of the wood? Did they have to replace it?

About all you can do at that point is butter the whole wall evenly...

[Canadian Outrage]

LOL - I know!! Fortunately they ran out of butter before the WHOLE wall was covered. I was speechless and then furious. Later on, we laughed about it because it was just so bizarre. These two boys would likely have destroyed the whole house if left there long enough. There is one more incident. But I don't know if I should tell it. It's kind of gross.