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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 7

Posted on 08/18/2003 8:07:45 PM PDT by Mo1



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To: Canadian Outrage
And they tell me I have no idea of what I'm talking about. I've got a thousand other stories too ..

They drive me nuts
1,201 posted on 08/31/2003 8:30:30 PM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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To: Canadian Outrage
As usual looks like I'm a little late for the discussion!! Think I'll go fold my laundry. Now that one of my days "OFF", I have made 2 apple pies, vacuumed, done the Laundry and cleaned the bathrooms!! *collapse*
1,202 posted on 08/31/2003 8:31:28 PM PDT by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks belong South)
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To: Canadian Outrage
I have made 2 apple pies, vacuumed, done the Laundry and cleaned the bathrooms!! *collapse*

I didn't make pies, but I did weedwack the "lawn", vacuumed, did the laundry, and cleaned the bathrooms. Don't have the energy to collapse.

Cue Twilght Zone theme...

1,203 posted on 08/31/2003 8:41:37 PM PDT by null and void
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To: good; tag; null and void
A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman.
"Is there a problem, Officer?"
"Yes, madam, you were speeding."
"Really?"
"May I see your licence, please?"
"I'd give it to you, but I don't have one."
"Don't have one?"
"Nope. Lost it after drunk driving four times."
" I see...May I see your vehicle registration papers, please?"
"Nope. Can't do that either."
"Why not?"
"Well ... I stole this car."
"Stole it?"
"Yes, after I killed and dismembered the owner."
"You what?!?"
"Lost my temper. It was messy. His body is in a pile of plastic bags in the trunk, if you want to see."
The policeman looks at the woman for a second, then backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes there are more police cars circling them. A police sergeant approaches the car, gripping his half drawn gun. He clears his throat, then calls to her, "Madam, please step out of and away from your vehicle."
She does so. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
"Yes. Could you open the trunk of your car, please?"
She does, and they both look down into a dusty, empty space. "Is this your car, madam?"
"Yes. Here are the registration papers."
The Sergeant scans through them, and sees that they are in order. "My officer claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The woman rummages through her bag, then hands her licence to the puzzled sergeant.
"Ma'am, my officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and dismembered the owner."
"I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!!"


1,204 posted on 08/31/2003 10:01:20 PM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
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To: restornu; Mo1; ValerieUSA; grannie9; Canadian Outrage; celtic gal; .38sw; null and void; Sundog; ...
Moon over Seattle,WA.

Goodnight yall

.....Westy.....

1,205 posted on 08/31/2003 10:21:06 PM PDT by westmex (Oh, to hell with it all!!!!)
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To: restornu
hee heee - funny!
1,206 posted on 09/01/2003 12:01:43 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: westmex
Yet another reason not to become a person of interest.

Good Labor Day morning everyone.
1,207 posted on 09/01/2003 6:17:59 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Mo1
Thanks for the amazing family tales - too funny.
1,208 posted on 09/01/2003 6:18:57 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: restornu
Good one!

Cheers.
1,209 posted on 09/01/2003 6:22:07 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: westmex
Thank you for a lovely view!
1,210 posted on 09/01/2003 6:50:44 AM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
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To: restornu
'morning *grumble*
1,211 posted on 09/01/2003 7:06:52 AM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
Huh?
1,212 posted on 09/01/2003 7:32:29 AM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
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To: null and void; westmex; Mo1; ValerieUSA; lodwick; grannie9; .38sw; Canadian Outrage; All
Note from Peru

It’s Sunday morning and I just got back from watching a noisy military parade which took place at the Plaza de Armas, across the street from my hotel in the small northern city where I'm staying. Apparently the event was for graduation from the local military school. Lots of goose-stepping kids in uniform and off-key marching bands, but was fun to watch.

While watching the parade I was reminded why the march is called the “goose step”; it has nothing to do with the bird, but everything to do with what occurs when the ranks get a little too close to the row of marchers in front. I had to laugh at the endless groups of civilians dressed in business suits, apparently local dignitaries…they too were happily goose stepping along oblivious at how comical they appeared…to me anyway.

After being in Peru for a week I remember why I like the country...it is distinctly Latin American and I am quick to realize I am no longer in Kansas, or Chile. After living in Chile for over two-years, it’s easy to forget what the REAL South America is like; chaotic traffic in Lima, the capital, 4-hour bone jarring, teeth-loosening roads in the outback, the constant “radar” being on for pickpockets and other thieves, and the poverty. Chile spoils, Peru reminds.

Back to work
Luego
1,213 posted on 09/01/2003 7:49:17 AM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: restornu
I grumble before I've had coffee, and sometimes after.

Nothing against you. Just the world. And that big way too bright thing in the east....
1,214 posted on 09/01/2003 7:54:15 AM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
Oh Nully.. we have to do something about your avoirdupois... or.......whatever should be treated first..... ;)
1,215 posted on 09/01/2003 8:30:54 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick; Darksheare; andysandmikesmom; Sundog; westmex; ValerieUSA; Mo1; Cuttnhorse; ...
Good morning all. It is still morning here.. but just barely..

I woke up this morning feeling like I had been rode hard, and put away wet.. Too much food, a little too much drink, and way too much fun.. ;)


1,216 posted on 09/01/2003 8:49:40 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: Cuttnhorse
Hey down there -

Thanks for checking in and for the sit rep.

Stay safe.

Cheers.
1,217 posted on 09/01/2003 8:52:43 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Mo1
Mo.. your family tales were a riot.. I got a real chuckle out the those this morning..

You have a heavy burden, but most of us share it.. Families can be fun.... ayah..
1,218 posted on 09/01/2003 8:53:39 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Like your pretty basket - hang in there Garn!

Today's another celebration...
1,219 posted on 09/01/2003 8:54:12 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Cuttnhorse
Great notes Horse.. Interesting places you live in.. Keep them coming..

How long will you be in Peru?
1,220 posted on 09/01/2003 8:56:50 AM PDT by grannie9
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