[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

Van de Putte has gone on local SA radio and bemoaned the fact that she had to take a loan on her life insurance to survive in swanky style in Albuquerque. She skirts the question of her use of political contributions to bankroll this lavish exile and her weekend jaunt up to Colorado. Apparently she needed to take a short vacation from her long vacation. And quite obviously, she has not missed a meal.

Wow, I don't think I have seen an author nail this quite so strongly. The longer those whiney babies hide out in NM, the more people are getting annoyed. Good, let's get the people annoyed. I want to seem them riled up, not behaving with their usual stolid actions. I abhor this creature and the other 10 who fled, crying for their mommas all the way out of state.

'It's The Whites!'

Oh, I can't afford,
Stolid, witless, they whine so!
Dems, Go back to WORK!

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang.

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Morning Gang.

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Morning Gang.

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Morning Gang.

[NeoCaveman]

Good morning Teach.

[xsmommy]

i don't think this judge's cockamamie idea is going to be met with stolidity in CA....

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Agnes Heep]

Teacher, I have a list of all the pupils who misbehaved while you were out of the classroom. Also, I think it incumbent upon me to point out that you forget to assign homework for tonight.

[NeoCaveman]

I can not think of a more stolid way
To spend a day
Than with John Kerry.
I think I would say
keep bringing me the double Stolis.

Win a day campaigning with the French-looking Senator, who served in Vietnam.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I had a brand new sharp pencil but Vast stolid and gave it to Agnes Heap. I know Anges Help would not have stolid, she thinks it's a gift.

[Texan5]

Morning!

Ms. Van de Putte is in everyone's face
With her stolid adherence to the issue of race.
But there's something that isn't quite right...
Is it just me, or does she really look white?

[CholeraJoe]

Tropical Storm Erika (named for our teacher) turned out to be rather stolid.

[mikrofon]

A bit too much Stoli can tend to make one stolid...

[1smallVoice]

We must remain stolid when faced with the challenges in Iraq and try to ignore the democrats who would make us believe the world is ending when, in truth, a real President is now trying to clean up 8 years of democrats screwing up everything they touched.

[doubled]

While the northeast remained stolid
Let's look at what Al Queda did
they brought down the banks
And forced out the tanks
And caused all things that were horrid.

[Lostinacademe]

For my first post in the WFTD, I offer the following:

With stolid form they stand and face
the Dems who cause such great disgrace
by gath'ring round both dyke and gay
and those who wallow in such play.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

Why does Hillary! arouse such stolid passion in some, and such fervent passion in others?

Is it only her international (idealistic UN/League of Nations/hippie/why-can't-we-all-get-along/communistic) politics, or her subjects' cloying perfumed world of romance novels and third-grade elementary school naivity?

Certainly it isn't their nativity - because her supporters hate our traditional virtues!

[Agnes Heep]

Texas Democrats have pandered,
To the masses; gerrymandered,
Every district 'twixt and in-between,
With adamant and stolid face,
Ensured the outcome of each race,
(But now 'rats are nowhere to be seen.)

[white rose]

Not that I want my post to sound stolid or anything, but after reading this story, I can't help but wonder if the heat of the Iraqi summer isn't, uh, "getting to" our boys over there. Things seem to be turning a little weird.

[Argh]

Teach, I hope you appreciated how stolidly I did NOT ping you to the "new dinosaur found in India" (or wherever) thread, despite the fact that your personal experience with these creatures would have been useful there. You're welcome! Please send me $10 U.S. for this service.