mdittmar said above, "A moose once bit my sister." To which goldstategop replied, "In her heinie? LMAO!!! That's the funniest off topic non-response I've read in this thread!"
I understand it was a series injury. The bite was hugh! Perahps we'll hear more after mdittmar gets out of the shower, unless mdittmar is off somewhere moving someone's cheese.
Was his sister really injured?? I've never understood a moose to bite someone in their rear. That's why I thought it sounded like a backwoods legend. Oh well.