[Argh]

You really must invite me over to your place, Miss Taps! Don't worry, I'll bring soap enough for all. Or maybe I'll just drink enough beer that I won't notice the odiferousness of the denizens of the establishment! (And continue not to worry, because getting there will be tricky since I can't afford enough gas to get a car as far as Bellingham!)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Since I don't know where Bellingham is located, I will continue to live in fear......