[Darksheare]

Hmm.. in rain, run naked down the street screaming that your clothes are attacking you.
As proof, show how you bravely defended yourself with a knife from your now shredded clothes.
Show ropeburn like marks from where your wrists were chafed as the shirt grappled with you.
When someone tries to hand you something to cover up with, shake uncontrollably and scream, then try to get away from said object.

Baracade yourself in the bathroom for a bit and laugh at a sick joke well pulled off.

[Mo1]

You've tried this before?