[Sundog]

Whenever you walk into the trees and come back out, play the game that aliens switched the person who walked into the trees for the person who walked back out.

"Hi, can you tell any difference? The aliens took you dad and left me in his place. Pretty neat substitution, don't you think? Try me. Ask me any question that he would have known. I think we got all the information transferred. His clothes fit pretty good."

I've got my family suspecting it might have happened twice.

[Darksheare]

My wife suspects that I've been switched.
My step-daughter was a wise ass.
Saying something like thta really would have been dangerous.