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To: Mo1
Oh, I see.
I'm not supposed to understand.
And yet when we men fail to understand)or figure out that women are interested), women get mad at us?
*scratches head*
Now I shall have to reboot my skull, you've locked up my skull..
1,143 posted on 08/13/2003 12:53:25 PM PDT by Darksheare ("I sense something dark." No you don't!)
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To: Darksheare
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive ... he's a golfer."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
1,145 posted on 08/13/2003 1:11:05 PM PDT by Mo1 (I have nothing to add .. just want to see if I make the cut and paste ;0))
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To: Darksheare
And yet when we men fail to understand)or figure out that women are interested), women get mad at us?

Pretty much .. BUT the good news is that not all women are that way .. just a few

I have one friend who is like that all the time and I feel sorry for her husband

1,146 posted on 08/13/2003 1:13:48 PM PDT by Mo1 (I have nothing to add .. just want to see if I make the cut and paste ;0))
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