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My one joke contribution for the month:
Her Diary vs His Diary

HER DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at
a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing
to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you,
too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and
to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt
that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
Today the Yankees lost, but at least I got laid.