Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 6

[Darksheare]

She had a corsage with the white ones in it.
She started sneezing right up until she ripped the daisies out.
Onc teh daisies were gone, she was okay.

[Servant of the Nine]

The wife and step-daughter saw me come shooting out of the treeline back onto the trail with my pants most of the way up and a turkey in hot pursuit.

The only place I have ever been attacked by a turkey was in a bar.

Then again, I don't go outdoors unarmed ... or to the kitchen ..... or to bed ......

So9

[Darksheare]

Wise man.
My step-daughter never let me live that incident down.

[Sundog]

Whenever you walk into the trees and come back out, play the game that aliens switched the person who walked into the trees for the person who walked back out.

"Hi, can you tell any difference? The aliens took you dad and left me in his place. Pretty neat substitution, don't you think? Try me. Ask me any question that he would have known. I think we got all the information transferred. His clothes fit pretty good."

I've got my family suspecting it might have happened twice.

[Darksheare]

My wife suspects that I've been switched.
My step-daughter was a wise ass.
Saying something like thta really would have been dangerous.

[Sundog]

gotcha.

Sometimes a long slow drive through relatively uninteresting terrain needs its diversions.

[Darksheare]

Yes, but she'd have made me pay for the joke.
A cunning one, that young lady was.
I also suspected an evil sense of humor.

[ValerieUSA]

So this is not your sis....

[Darksheare]

She'd have been sneezing here brains out.
Not sure what makes me sneeze like that, I haven't identified the culprit yet.
But, basically anything in the lily family will make me sneeze, and lilacs make me sneeze.
Those two are known.
Crrection, three.
Amyrillis makes me sneeze too.

[westmex]

.....Westy.....

[grannie9]

A Chloe update.

[ValerieUSA]

She's a fashionable little thing. Hide your credit cards Gramma!

[lodwick]

That's so great Gran - Toddler with 'tude.

Thanks for sharing her with us.

[lodwick]

Deseret Morning News
By Angie Welling
8/06/2003

Call it a scavenger hunt for a most unusual prize.

The American Civil Liberties Union of Utah has called on people to help it track down what is believed to be the final, elusive Ten Commandments monument that is likely located on government property.

In an "Action Alert" posted on the ACLU's Web site, www.acluutah.org, the group asks readers to visit local parks and city buildings in search of the monument. Of particular interest, the alert states, are locales in Logan, Brigham City, Hurricane, Midvale, Midway and Tremonton.

The nine monuments were donated to the Utah cities, and many others nationwide, by the Fraternal Order of Eagles during the 1950s, '60s and '70s. Civil-rights attorney Brian Barnard, who is in the process of negotiating removal of the eighth monument from a Pleasant Grove park, said the monuments were donated each year at annual statewide conventions in various cities with an Eagles Aeries Lodge. Barnard and the ACLU believes "elusive number nine" is in one of the cities listed on the Web site because each has an Aeries Lodge.

When news hit early last month that Barnard had challenged the Pleasant Grove monument, as he has successfully done in Roy, Tooele and Ogden, an officer with that city's Fraternal Order of Eagles is rumored to have told a news reporter that members know where the final monument sits but will not tell Barnard where it is.

Terry Carlson, past president of the Pleasant Grove Eagles, said it's entirely possible the comment was made. "There is a ninth one out there, (but) we would at this point rather not disclose where it's at," he said. Carlson confirmed that the ninth monument is on government property and said the ACLU's list of possible cities is a pretty good one. He said there is only one city on the list where the monument couldn't be, Hurricane, and three others that are left off where it may be, Layton, Nephi and Vernal.

Carlson disputes the ACLU's contention that having the monuments on government property violates the separation of church and state. "It is not meant as a religious monument from the Eagles; that's not how we intended it," he said. "Those are just regular, normal laws. Everybody could find something in the Ten Commandments that they should apply to their life." Of the other Utah cities that have the monuments, Salt Lake City removed its Ten Commandments monument from public property after a federal appeals court ruled that it could remain only if the religious group Summum was allowed to erect a similar monument denoting its Egyptian beliefs. Murray moved its upon the threat of litigation; Provo moved its monument to private property on its own initiative. West Valley City's monument sits on private property in front of that town's Aeries Lodge.

In the Pleasant Grove case, Barnard sent Mayor Jim Danklef a rough draft of a lawsuit late last week. Barnard said the city failed to respond to his original letter threatening litigation if the monument is not moved from the public park. Anyone who spots the reddish gray marble monument, formed to look like two tablets standing side by side, is asked to call the ACLU at 1-801-521-9862 Ext. 103 or Barnard at 1-801-328-9531.


Disgusting infidels.

[lodwick]

On another note, Pat Robertson was pimping his new site One Man One Woman to help get a Constitutional Amendment codifying nationally what is marriage.

[grannie9]

They're winning Loddy... sad to say...

[lodwick]

Yep - can't have the basis for all western law displayed; but it's ok to have muslim mosques in our national forests.

WTF is wrong with this picture?

Cheers back there.

[Sundog]

I used to take my lunch, when I had to work Sundays, and go sit by the one (that used to be) in Murray park.

I've been there several times since, but not to walk to the exact spot where it was.

The mayor of SLC is an active ACLU lawyer.

The constitution needs at least one addition line where it separates church and state: "Neither shall the government discourage established religions."

[Sundog]

Wouldn't she be a fun one to raise !!!

[grannie9]

She is an adorable child.. All Gary and Luisa's children are a joy to be around. Very happy kids, and well behaved.. Do I sound like a Grannie..lol?