LOL! Heck, I barely go outside except for getting groceries and stuff. After shopping, you get in your car and I swear the car is over 140 inside. It takes your breath away.
Cyber can take any serious moment and turn it into a silly moment. He just makes fun of my complaints, and makes me laugh it off.
So it's a chilly 95 in your neck of the woods? Better get started building those igloos.
I'm like you - I go out as rarely as possible. I actually look forward to going to the grocery store because they have AC!!! Because my car doesn't!!!
Dry heat or not - those are scary temps you're talking about there my friend. But I will admit - I am sticky all the time. The only saving grace is the breeze and it is nearly constant.