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Word For The Day: Monday, July 28, 2003
Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary | July 28, 2003 | The Verbivores

Posted on 07/28/2003 7:01:14 AM PDT by VRWCmember

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To: xsmommy
You didn't hear that on the news this morning?

I blew coffee all over the dog when I heard it.

(actually the dog deserved it for waking me up)
61 posted on 07/28/2003 8:00:05 AM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: Gabz
it is enough to make you want to hurl, thinking of viagra and the bloated corpses all over the news last week!
62 posted on 07/28/2003 8:01:29 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Very True.
63 posted on 07/28/2003 8:02:03 AM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: Gabz
Is this a new dog? How did I miss that?
64 posted on 07/28/2003 8:02:07 AM PDT by Laura Earl (A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
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To: VRWCmember; dubyaismypresident; camle; hobbes1; Flurry; CholeraJoe; gas_dr
Just what the doctor ordered: iGlassware (Glass that signals waiter automatically for more beer when empty!)
65 posted on 07/28/2003 8:03:55 AM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: VRWCmember; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; hobbes1; LonePalm; CholeraJoe; RikaStrom
This helpless Teutonic kitty attained quietus after being used in a most sadistic manner:

Drunk man pussywhips fiancee in feline felony

Yeah, I know I've been truant for a while, but this headline was too funny not to share!
I was thinking of posting it here, but the Mods may take exception to it...

66 posted on 07/28/2003 8:04:11 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Laura Earl
You didn't miss a thing - I have not yet acquired a new dog.
67 posted on 07/28/2003 8:04:45 AM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: xsmommy
a silk tie and a lone condom, Newsweek reported.

I've never really had a need for viagra, but if all he had was ONE LONE CONDOM, that sounds like he was planning to let the viagra go to waste.

68 posted on 07/28/2003 8:04:57 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Constitution Day
so the Germans don't give a crap that he brutalized his fiancee, just that he killed a dang cat in the process????
69 posted on 07/28/2003 8:05:21 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Gabz
The Glass should have a small speaker attached that screams...

BEERWENCH!!!!!!!!!!!

70 posted on 07/28/2003 8:05:24 AM PDT by hobbes1 ( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: Gabz; xsmommy
I'm waiting for the mamada deficiency detector.
71 posted on 07/28/2003 8:05:58 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (White Devils for Sharpton. We're baaaaad. We're Nationwide)
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To: xsmommy
I guess not. Talk about misplaced priorities!
72 posted on 07/28/2003 8:06:19 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: CholeraJoe
like it wouldn't be going off constantly? what a nuisance! ; )
73 posted on 07/28/2003 8:06:29 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Constitution Day
Extra credit for finding the word "pussywhips" in a headline. A++
74 posted on 07/28/2003 8:07:08 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
We will continue to speak, no matter how hard they try to quietus.
75 posted on 07/28/2003 8:07:55 AM PDT by Consort
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To: VRWCmember
Extra credit for finding the word "pussywhips" in a headline. A++

Heh heh!! Thanks!

So, should I post it as a separate thread?

76 posted on 07/28/2003 8:07:59 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
yeah, why not?
77 posted on 07/28/2003 8:08:40 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Constitution Day
So, should I post it as a separate thread?

It might last with that headline in "the smokey backroom"

I don't think it would pass the mods on the front page for very long.

78 posted on 07/28/2003 8:09:33 AM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: xsmommy
I dunno. The mods just seem overly sensitive lately.
79 posted on 07/28/2003 8:09:34 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
So, should I post it as a separate thread?

Go for it.

80 posted on 07/28/2003 8:11:14 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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