Word For The Day: Monday, July 28, 2003

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary | July 28, 2003 | The Verbivores

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'm dumber than a sack of hammers.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Show ChickenS##t some respect.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I would hope so.

[TheGrimReaper]

Good point.
At least the real thing makes excellent fertilizer.

[Conspiracy Guy]

While democrap just rots what it touches.

[TheGrimReaper]

Show hammers some respect.

[VRWCmember]

Teach didn't even give me a bad grade on my assignment today : (

I said I couldn't monitor the class today and left the gradebook, whip, and chair with xs. If you're looking for a grade, make sure you ping her to your homework. (Or call it to Miss Rika's attention tomorrow)

[VRWCmember]

Actually I understand it very well but I was trying to open up the table for Vast, Grim, or whoever to get nasty.

The US Supreme Court has ruled that it's not anybody's business where you run your hose.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Individual hammers are smart enough. But when in a sack, multiple hammers develop a pretty stupid outlook. It's like a teen with cap on backward or sideways.

[VRWCmember]

Did I say "chickensh*t"??

That's what the chicken$#!+ Lieutenant Governor Dewhurst gets for not suspending the 2/3 requirement rule for bringing the bill for debate on the senate floor. Despite all the democrat protestations about how terrible this would have been (after all nobody has suspended this honorable rule since 1991 when the democrats suspended it so they could pass -- guess what -- Martin Frost's redistricting map).

[Gabz]

not in the least!!!!!!!!!

[Slip18]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gabz! That is a cool website. Cyber is impressed, too. I just click on a little icon whenever I want to see the local weather, and it's very local.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll have to go back and find it again.

[Conspiracy Guy]

My point exactly. Wouldn't a hot hose have hot contents?

[Conspiracy Guy]

I didn't get a grade, not even a bad one. Vast blames it on you guys

[TheGrimReaper]

When (if ever) will they (repubs) learn???
Dims never have and never will give a tinker's damn about fairness, integrity, or just simply doing the right thing. Perry and Dewhurst (among other simple-minded repubs) still seem to think that "making nice" with those cretins will actually produce some positive result.
WHERE, oh where, are the cojones???

[TheGrimReaper]

I take it by your silence that you won't be needing my cool hose then? 8-]

[Conspiracy Guy]

They'll spam you to death.

[Slip18]

With the powers vested in me, I will give you a grade, Flurry -- I hope this is okay with the regular teach and subbies. You get a triple F minus. The quadruple F minus is reserved for Argh, although he hasn't gotten one recently.

BTW, Flurry, we're getting severe thunderstorm warnings on the telly. Yippieeee!

[Slip18]

Does your cool hose reach all the way from Texas to Arizona?