[Alex Murphy]

I believe this is your department.

[announcer's voice]"Playing the part of Illbay today will be Alex Murphy"

[shuffles hastily memorized script, delivers lines in monotone]

"I hated it. I thought it was totally unrealistic to have Redford play a general. It didn't deserve to be aired. You're too stupid for me to respond to you. You're an *** if you thought it was any good. I didn't think Colonel Winter was so bad, I don't know why everyone thinks he's the bad guy here."

[wild applause]

[Tijeras_Slim]

I was thinking of a All is Vanity screed.

[Zon]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Thanks, I need that.

[pops88]

Thanks,I needed a laugh.

[Illbay]

Nice use of ***.