The GUILD 2-23-2003 Grateful for our freedom

[lodwick]

Great. *L*

I can no longer watch the un-embedded, which btw, is a fine way to describe them.

Cheers.

[BigWaveBetty]

Great pics!!

Tampa LOVES President Bush!!!

Back later... almost finished with Pooh's bunny shorts.

[lodwick]

Bulbs ordered.

[Carolina]

Woo! Loved that speech by our President! I'm sure the alphabet soup mediots will find a way to spin it. They must take stupid pills everyday.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[lodwick]

[Carolina]

Thanks. I'm saving those to a scrap book for my kids.

[lodwick]

Pyongyang, North Korea (AheadOfNews.com) - A few days after claiming that the United States was planning a nuclear attack on North Korea, North Korea's state KCNA news agency reported that the U.S. was also planning a series of devastating cream pie attacks on strategic military and political personnel.

[mountaineer]

Ooh, that meringue's gonna burn!

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

Got this today via email:


March 4, 2003.

Today it was reported that a severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter Scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century.

May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France!


6 posted on 03/26/2003 12:28 PM CST by RetiredArmy

[Utah Girl]

Yes, packages are still being accepted from family members and loved ones.

[lodwick]

From Poland with Love

[lodwick]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign

out of the comer of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second
thought. Soon, he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives
past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led
through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops
at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup,
answers this door. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

You are correct. I just got back from the post office. I picked up a stack of customs forms and was told it's still ok for us to send packages. The only stipulation is that they can't be " To any soldier".

Still not a problem for us.

BIG REQUEST.... The want Q-tips. They need them to clean the sand out of their guns. I will be going out to Walmart tonight. They have the best price I can find on generic Q -tips.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Quote of the Day

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the
best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is
accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."

[CheneyChick]

OK - did I miss the discussion on Celine's new "do"?

Ick.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It's even worse than that. I was watching Good Day Live, and they showed part of her performance. You could see her underwear right through her dress.

I don't even want to know why those martians are on the stage.

[CheneyChick]

I'd sue my hairdresser. The only good thing about the martians is that they serve as a distraction.

[mountaineer]

Yikes, that one looks more like K.D. Lang (I'll capitalize if I want to) than Celine - not a good thing!