[xsmommy]

they are WINNING, but playing like $hit, so we are all wrapped around the axle, and i need to hear a diatribe about the starter who is out with the flu. yada, yada. Ok, he has hung up now, 3+ minutes to play and he has threatened jumping from his balcony should the outcome not go his way....RME

[Argh]

Oh, really? And where the heck was his balcony-jumping when the world needed the Orangemen to beat the Hurricanes in football these last two seasons?

And I could say I can tell he's deranged because he married you but that wouldn't be nice so I won't say a thing.