I never thought I would have anything to write to you about, but I have to tell you what happened to me!
I was president of a large, North American country. My wife had grown cold and distant, realizing that she really preferred the tuna over the beef, if you get my drift.
Anyway, that's when Maureen (not her real name) came into my life. She was a bit of a chubber, but she had a pretty smile. She also wore thongs, even in the office!
One night, I was horny and working late. Fortunately, so was Maureen..."