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(Dave Barry column) Udder Disgrace in the Midwest
Miami Herald ^
| 3-09-03
| Dave Barry
Posted on 03/09/2003 10:58:34 PM PST by petuniasevan
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There's a photo in the newspaper showing university veterinarian Robert O'Brien squatting under a suspected cow, peering intently at an electronic device while holding some kind of sensor against the cow's udder, looming large overhead. You look at this dramatic photo, and you cannot help but envision it as the basis for a major action film He's not kidding, folks!
Veterinarian Robert O'Brien of the University of Wisconsin-Madison uses ultrasound equipment to look for any tampering to enlarge a cow's udder.
To: petuniasevan
When we think of Wisconsin, we think of it as the Nation's Heartland ... Minnesota (the Nation's Spleenland) and Iowa (the Nation's Pancreaticglandland).I nominate Indiana as the Nation's Pinealglandland
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posted on
03/10/2003 4:53:47 AM PST
by
fnord
( Hyprocisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue)
To: petuniasevan
Sigh. So many reasons I'm glad I moved out of Wisconsin. The Milwaukee mayor is sexually harassing women in the office, the old county exec snuck through a bogus pension plan, the police chief is corrupt and ineffective, and now people are tampering with cow udders.
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posted on
03/10/2003 7:20:10 AM PST
by
tmg
To: petuniasevan; Cagey; SeeRushToldU_So; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; Argh; Robert A. Cook, PE; ...
Udderly outrageous..........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
This story moooves me....
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posted on
03/10/2003 8:55:05 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Original White Devil for Sharpton)
To: dubyaismypresident; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I wonder how many puns we can milk out of this one.
To: VRWCmember; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
It won't last, somebody is going to have a beef with this.
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posted on
03/10/2003 9:03:56 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Original White Devil for Sharpton)
To: dubyaismypresident
To: petuniasevan
Hmmm. Sure they're nice, but do you think they're real?
To: VRWCmember
Yogurt to get out more often
This is getting cheesey.
LOL.
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posted on
03/10/2003 9:07:32 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Original White Devil for Sharpton)
To: tmg
Is this one of the cheaters or one of the nice girls?
To: dubyaismypresident
Yogurt to get out more often Should I go to Jersey?
To: dubyaismypresident
It won't last, somebody is going to have a beef with this. Yeah, well I refuse to be cowed by such folks.
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Hahaha Dave Barry is one of the best.
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posted on
03/10/2003 9:15:24 AM PST
by
Cagey
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Don't have a cow, man...
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posted on
03/10/2003 9:28:18 AM PST
by
Argh
To: Argh; VRWCmember
Cowabunga!
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posted on
03/10/2003 9:28:50 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Original White Devil for Sharpton)
To: Argh
You are so full of bull.......
To: dubyaismypresident; VRWCmember; Argh
Y'all are very punny..........
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Eala; Argh; dubyaismypresident; maxwell
I am amaized.
A virtual canyoucoppafeela of excess details; neigh, even a plenum of delight.
But lettuce not milk this thread for all its worth.
We should go plow firmer pastureyes.
We should ask why the vet, if he is so experienced, is wearing white socks with brown pants.
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Robert, will you marry me? I've not met a man, before now, who realized how bad it is to wear white socks with dress pants........ please please tell me you DON'T wear black socks with sneakers....lol
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