[gg188]

And she has the experience in exactly what to consult someone about exactly what, I wonder?

[shezza]

Well, she can serve as a consultant to college students as how to not go to class and still graduate and get a cushy job.

[banjo joe]

And she has the experience in exactly what to consult someone about exactly what, I wonder?

Exactly. AA used to hire kids fresh from school, put 'em thru a six-week course (probably on maximizing billing) and called 'em "consultants". These poor kids did'nt even know which questions to ask.

And of course client management ate it up.

[altair]

She's expert in getting drunk and passing out in the back of cars. Perhaps she can consult with the Ted Kennedy school of etiquette.