[Chancellor Palpatine]

Someone is skipping her medication again, it seems.

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

Now what's all this about "voices in your head", young lady? This is an enlightened world, you know, and we don't allow any hank-panky around here. What sort of contraception did you say you used?

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

Above all we don't cotton to political discussions about the sacred words that fall from the lips of Our Heavenly Mole.

[HairOfTheDog]

Loopy

Don't try to understand Loopy's messages - they will forever remain opaque to all but himself. Loopy is easily aroused and exuberant in battle and fearlessly flings himself at any Warrior - even Kung-Fu Master. Loopy's main weapons consist of a disarming array of nonsequiturs, tautologies, and bizarre metaphors, which can often gain him an advantage in the initial stages of an attack. Combatants very quickly realize, however, that Loopy is a certifiable nut case and generally avoid further engagement, although Jerk and Evil Clown sometimes egg Loopy on for their own amusement. CAUTION: Loopy cannot be defeated with conventional weapons. Any response to his attacks will often provoke a fusillade of incoherent messages. HINT: If ignored, Loopy will continue to clatter and foam until Nanny removes him from the discussion forum.