[BigWaveBetty]

Good Morning!

[anniegetyourgun]

ROFL! What a great way to start the day...thanks, BWB!

[pubmom]

Very Punny!

[BigWaveBetty]

From the last thread:

I called my wonderful dem senator's office a few minutes ago and told them I was quite embarrassed by the dem fillibuster (such as it is) and that they should knock it off and simply bring the man up for a vote.

We have many hispanics in our state and it seems that Bill Nelson got the message.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush picked up a fourth U.S. Senate Democrat on Tuesday, Bill Nelson of Florida, in support of his embattled nomination of Miguel Estrada to a federal appeals court. Full story

The other dim senator, Bob Graham (d), is still trying to decide.

[Fintan]

There once was a man from Peru...

(Another lame attempt to get attention from HLL. Can "ElimiDATE" be far behind???)

[habs4ever]

A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword


A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating --- always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes
from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

Energizer Bunny arrested --- charged with battery