[NeoCaveman]

You'd better protect all your plants, pets, pipes... and - above all - bring in your BRASS MONKEY!!

That funky monkey, brass monkey junkie, that funky monkey

[hobbes1]

Girls - All I Really Want Is Girls
And In The Morning It's Girls
Cause In The Evening It's Girls

I Like The Way That They Walk
And It's Chill To Hear Them Talk
And I Can Always Make Them Smile
From White Castle To The Nile

Back In The Day
There Was This Girl Around The Way
She Liked By Home-piece M.C.A.
He Said He Would Not Give Her Play
I Asked Him, 'Please?' - He Said, 'You May.'
Her Pants Were Tight And That's Ok
If She Would Dance - I Would D.J.
We Took A Walk Down To The Bay

I Hope She'll Say, 'Hey Me And You Should Hit The Hay!'
I Asked Her Out - She Said, 'No Way!'
So I Broke North With No Delay
I Heard She Moved Real Far Away
That Was Two Years Ago This May
I Seen Her Just The Other Day
Jockin' Mike D. To My Dismay

Girls - To Do The Dishes
Girls - To Clean Up My Room
Girls - To Do The Laundry
Girls - And In The Bathroom
Girls - That's All I Really Want Is Girls
Two At A Time - I Want Girls
With New Wave Hairdos - I Want Girls
I Ought To Whip Out My - Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls!