[doug from upland]

Thanks. I guess I'm going to finally break down and get a DVD player.

[Partisan Hack]

Debra Harry just said that the Grammys are no place for political statements.

[RobFromGa]

Sheryl will be performing tonight, Doug...
(sung to the tune of "All I Wanna Do")

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Hit it!
This ain't no disco
It ain't no country club either
This is Iraq!

'All I wanna do is kill an Iraqi kid before I die,'
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothing (like most things I say)
He says his name's Osama but I'm sure
He's Saddam or Mommar or Jacques or Gerhard
And he seems wonderful to me
And I wonder if he's ever done a jihad in his whole life
We are drinking camel-piss at noon during Ramadan
In a cave that faces a giant Islamic Mosque
The good Muslims of the world are killing the children
On their prayer break, beating and gassing
As best they can in burquas and funny hats

They drive their pre-sanction Jeeps and mobile labs
Back to the prisons, and the hidden weapons labs too
Well, they're nothing like Osama and me, cause

[Chorus]
All I wanna do is kill a kid
I got a feeling I'm not the only one (Susan Sarandon)
All I wanna do is kill another kid
I got a feeling I'm not the only one (Tom Daschle)
All I wanna do is waste a generation of kids (Hollywood, will you help me)
Until the moon comes up over Saddam’s big new Palace #1

I like a good bomb blast early in the morning
And Osama likes to peel the fingernails
From the children of his subjects
He cuts them into little pieces
Then he throws every piece into an oversized vat
Letting each one disappear into the acid
before shooting and cursing the guards
- And he's watching the vats of Anthrax as they spin in the lab

And a UN inspector enters the palace
Dangerously far from his Iraqi minder
The soldier looks up from his death manual

Chorus

Oh crap, incoming…
(blessed silence)

c 2003 Lyrics by RobFromGa, suggested by Leftist pro-Saddam Protesters.