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It's certainly my pleasure.

Uh-oh! The French have PO'd Cindy...

France only leads world in arrogance FRIG the frogs.

Screw-ay les Francais.

Up the French.

France, a countrylet forever famous for immortal boons to civilization like shoemaker Christian Leboutin, dressmaker Christian LaCroix, stylemaker Christian Dior, is dissing the United States?

Mes enfants, vous can take votre French toast and shove it up your cafe au lait.More

Bully for the Brits again.

A CHILD protection agency in Britain has called for a boycott of Roman Polanski's Oscar-nominated movie "The Pianist," because the fugitive director was convicted of statutory rape once and may try it again. Blasting Polanski's nomination, Phoenix Survivors spokesperson Shy Keenan declared, "To those who have turned a blind eye, who are you to forgive? Would you if it was your child? . . . They may forgive the crime, even if they were not the victim of it, but unless you treat the sickness the crime will happen again." The L.A. district attorney has said Polanski will be arrested if he tries to attend the Academy Awards next month. [I think I would have kept that quiet and let him show up.] PageSix

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that if Ann was gay with 14 personalities this play would've never been written?

IN her memoir "Call Me Crazy," formerly gay actress Anne Heche claimed she had multiple personalities. She got to see 14 of them in the flesh last week. Heche stopped by the Hudson Avenue Theater in Los Angeles to catch a performance of "Call Us Crazy: The Anne Heche Monologues," a well-reviewed - and unauthorized - take on Heche's book which features 14 actresses "performing" passages from the autobiography. Included in the show are monologues based on Heche's breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the time she roamed the California desert on ecstasy, claiming she was from outer space and had to take the drug in order to board her spaceship. Heche and hubby Coley Laffoon decided to check out the play after seeing a sign advertising it, but left early. According to L.A. gossip site Filth2go.com, the Laffoons "exited the theater in horror" as Heche exclaimed, "This is sick." PageSix

We hear.... (bill clinton's a frog lover)

THAT Heidi Klum, Eve, Jennifer Aniston and Bill Clinton have been getting supplies of Ciroc, the chic new starchless vodka distilled from French grapes . . . PageSix Hmmm, bill and Heidi get their vodka at the same place? What a cowinkiedink.

Andrew Sullivan toys with the idea that French/German moves against Bush are coordinated with the Democrats. Think about it. The Euros who support Bush are conservative governments: Italy, Spain, etc. "Winston" Blair is the exception. Add Ariel Sharon to the mix and you can see the libs getting nervous at conservatives succeeding throughout the world.

The Dems were getting nowhere trying to take Bush on head-on. So did they arrange for their lib-brethren in Europe to do it for them? With all the Euro "unfriendly" opposition to Bush, the refrain among Dems is that we must take Euro opposition seriously and they then criticize Bush for not bringing Europe "on board". I wouldn't be surprised to find out it was Clinton who set the wheels in motion. Don't forget that Carville and Begala were consultants to the Iraeli Labor Party opposing Sharon and they were involved in Gerhardt Shroeder's campaign. So the back channels were already established.

The more I think about it, the more I believe the Dems were involved in the French/German decision to oppose Bush. They certainly are giving the weasels cover here at home.