The Players: Alex, Butch, Christy, Heidi, Jenna, Matthew, Rob
The Jury: Dave, Deena
The Losers: Ryan, Janet, Daniel, Joanna, Jeanne, Shawna, Roger
Good Morning fellow Survivor Junkies
Well, I could start off this dissertation with a discussion on the insights revealed during last week’s re-cap show. However, true to form, it was as boring as all the other re-cap shows, so it’s best to let it peacefully fade away into oblivion.
Besides, it’s much more fun trashing the remaining contestants. So on that note, on with the awards:
First, the ladies:
Christy has yet to do anything to bring discredit or shame to her gender. So it’s doubtful that she will ever win this dubious honor.
That leaves Jenna and Heidi, the boobsy twins. Since these two have shared the award so many times in past weeks and since it’s getting harder and harder to separate them, I herby declare them both, ”Bimbos in Perpetuity!”
Now for the guys.
Butch has been “under the radar” so many times, that I have a tendency to forget that he is still even in the game.
Matt is just plain psycho; a complete whack-job.
Alex is just playing the game and eliminating his biggest threat each week.
That leaves Rob:
Rob, the ugly duckling who (by his own admission) couldn’t get a date with a cute chick if his life depended on it.
Rob, the putz who thinks that he is in control of the game.
Rob, the twit who claims to be the Survivor expert of the group.
Rob, the outsider dweeb who wants so desperately to fit in to the “beautiful people” alliance, that he is blind to the fact that he will never do better than fourth place.
Rob, who FReeper stands2reason, so eloquently put it, way back on post #90: “Rob is such a....a Rob!!
For continually bringing shame and dishonor to the Male of the Species, I herby declare Rob to be Bozo in Perpetuity!
Now for the prediction:
The SeeBS website states:
“Beaming with power, the alliance of Alex, Rob, Jenna and Heidi take it easy while the others toil in the hopes of saving themselves.” This would lead us to believe that either Matt, Butch, or Christy would be the next one to go.
However, the website also hints at: “A Survivor promises to vote against a trusted ally, sending the wounded friend into a flutter.” Who could they be talking about? HHMMMMM????????
Yep, you guessed it! Rob.
I think that he realizes that if he sticks with Alex, Jenna and Heidi, he can expect no better than fourth place. Furthermore, he claims to have Matt’s ear and through Matt, Butch’s ear, and by default Christy’s, therefore, if he were to switch alliances, he would have a better chance pulling a Wigglesworth and running the last few Immunity challenges, without Alex.
So my guess is that Rob switches alliances, Matt wins Immunity again, and Alex gets the boot.
That’s it for this week,
Enjoy,
