Again, due to the NCAA playoffs, the show is on Wednesday night this week.
As Rush would say, “That’s tonight for those in Rio Linda.”
SURVIVOR SCHEDULE CHANGE PING
The players: Alex, Butch, Christy, Dave, Deena, Heidi, Jenna, Matthew, Rob, Roger
The Losers: Ryan, Janet, Daniel, Joanna, Jeanne, Shawna
Good Morning Fellow Survivor Junkies
Well, after two straight losses, my record of 4 for 6 is looking pretty dismal. But from here on out, it should get a little better.
Why, you ask? Simple, our band of intrepid castaways will merge this week.
Yes, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that tonight, we will have a traditional merge.
The previews clearly show both Jenna and Rob modeling new RED buffs.
And, it appears that our first Individual Immunity Challenge will be the standard “how long can you stand on a stump in the water” endurance challenge.
Yes, I know the See-BS website hints at “All eyes are on two women who strip in order to win their favorite food items at a Challenge.” Which would lead us to believe that this is a typical Reward Challenge. I think this is another one of Mark Burnett’s red herrings. Make no mistake, this is an Immunity Challenge. And I think that Jeff P. just used the temptation of “favorite food” in order to throw a wrench into the works, or catch someone off guard.
Now, for the awards of the week:
For their blatant attempts to use sex to influence the men during their “Monkey grooming” (washing) ritual, both Jenna and Shawna share the Bimbo of the Week award.
For his attempts at “horning in on another dude’s action”, (which any Red Blooded American FReeper Male will tell you “just isn’t done”) the Bozo of the Week award goes to Matthew.
And a special award goes to Jeff P. this week. For his asinine commentary during last week’s disgusting Immunity Challenge, Jeff P. wins the Acting like the south end of a north bound Jackass Award.
OK, OK, enough of my babbling. Here is my prediction for this week.
With his main squeeze getting the boot last week and with only one more boot to go till the Jury is sequestered, my “magic 8 ball” predicts that the rest of the tribe decides that they have kept Alex and Shawna apart long enough (to say nothing of him being the biggest Immunity threat from here on out) and give Alex the boot tonight.
Well, that’s all for this week.
Enjoy,
