THE GUILD 2-10-2003 8 things never to do on Valentine's Day

[BigWaveBetty]

I hope Tommie Daschle's allotment of government tape is just enough to fit across his idiot mouth.

[lodwick]

[BigWaveBetty]

Hillary's finally given up on her hair and has borrowed Leslies Stahl's wig.

New York Senators Hillary Clinton (news - web sites) and Charles Schumer hold a news briefing in the Capitol, February 11, 2003. The two Democratic senators announced that about $2 billion of the $21.4 billion New York recovery package will be freed up to help both New York State and New York City cover expenses relating to the September 11, 2001 attacks. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

[lodwick]

Will George W. Bush
fall victim to the
Zero Factor?



The Zero Factor
1840 - William Henry Harrison
1860 - Abraham Lincoln*
1880 - James A. Garfield*
1900 - William McKinley*
1920 - Warren G. Harding
1940 - Franklin D. Roosevelt
1960 - John.F. Kennedy*
1980 - Ronald Reagan

Seven out of the last eight Presidents that were elected in
a year ending with zero starting in 1840 have died in office.
* Four out of the seven were killed by assassins bullets.
Only Ronald Reagan in 1980 survived the Zero Factor,
although he too was the victim of assassins bullets.

[BigWaveBetty]

There can't be two wigs this awful on the planet. Check hillary's truck for Leslie's body.

[lodwick]

Unreal. Undead?

[Aggie Mama]

My mom has been incredibly concerned about his safety as of late. I forgot all about the Zero thing.

[BigWaveBetty]

"My new headdress will hypnotize Saddam into telling us everything we want to know."

[lodwick]

This dance of death is wearing me out - and I'm not even a player. (I hope.)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I don't recall Hillary's wedding ring being a ruby. Do you think she has given up the sham marriage altogether?

[mountaineer]

Snow pours?

It does here, eh.

[Endeavor]

You guys - I got a mailing from Human Events last night pushing a new book soon to be out called "Dereliction of Duty" by a Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for two years during the illustrious Clinton admin.

I believe it will clear up exactly why Clinton didn't get Bin Laden.

Dereliction of Duty, published by Regnery. Get it - it will apparently expose the Clintons for the military-hating politics at all costs turds we've always suspecting them of being.

Maybe Bill the Drill is making all the talk show rounds to fend off what's going to come out of this book. I only hope there will be many others who are emboldened to come forward and tell of their experiences with Hillary! and Bill.

You heard it hear, first.

[Endeavor]

Oh, and Mona Charen has a new book out called "Useful Idiots" that exposes liberal idiocy in foreign policy since 1965. I saw her interviewed on H&C last night and she is one sharp lady.

[lodwick]

Thanks for the book alerts - I heard her on Sean's radio program and she sounded double sharp.

[Aggie Mama]

Can't wait to read it. Thanks for the heads up.

I'm in a boycott France and Germany mood. The only things that I can think of with regards to France are foodstuffs and cosmetics companies. Off the top of my head, all I can think of are Loreal and Lancome. I know that Lancome owns one of the other major dept store cosmetics companies but I can't think of which one. Is clinique french owned? What else?

[mountaineer]

Sounds good. I've been hoping that those who were "up close" with the 'Toons, e.g., military, Secret Service, etc. would start to tell the truth about those creatures. I don't know how they endured watching those two wipe their rear ends with the Constitution.

In other political news, there are rumors EPA chief Christie Whitman wants to move on:

HAS Environmental Protection Agency chief Christine Todd Whitman had enough? Spies close to the former governor of New Jersey tell PAGE SIX she has asked headhunting firm Heidrick & Struggles to find her a new job. "Christine wants out," said our source. "She is looking for something that befits a former governor." Last week, Whitman was spotted entering Heidrick & Struggles' offices at 645 Park Ave. Whitman has earned President Bush's displeasure for refusing to support key Republican candidates and for allowing her agency to issue a report on global warming that contradicted the views of the administration. Page Six

From the woefully without a life file:

It's come to this: A Los Angeles youth group planned a rally at Michael Jackson's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday, fearing the so-called King of Pop may try to harm himself over revelations in a recently aired television documentary. "We are convinced that he is on the verge of suicide right now," said Alex Poe, director of Right Way Youth Activities Inc. rest of story

Yesterday, it was reported that Pelosi wasn't denying it; now she is:

Meanwhile, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is now denying that she made a racist remark during a conversation about abortion with former California Congressional pit bull Robert Dornan. We told you yesterday that the ultra-right Dornan claims Pelosi told him, "Bob, what would you do if one of your daughters was raped by a black man? You would want an abortion."

Called for comment last week, a frosty Pelosi rep said: "We have no response."

But now that other reporters are picking up the story, her spokesman called back to say it "is absolutely not true. She did not say that and would not say that."

B-1 Bob is standing by his story. "Today I got the news that my 14th grandchild is on its way," he told us. "I swear on the lives of all 14 grandchildren that it happened." Daily News

How can people this stupid have created the Mercedes-Benz?

BERLIN, Feb. 12 (UPI) -- Germany said Wednesday a tape the United States claims ties Osama bin Laden to Saddam Hussein does not prove "links" between al Qaida and Iraq. "From what is known so far, we don't think we can conclude that there is evidence of an axis or close link between the regime in Baghdad and al Qaida," government spokesman Thomas Steg told reporters. full story

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

You don't have to boycott L'Oreal and Lancome, they are owned by CONAIR, Stamford, Connecticutt. They just have fancy french names.

Of course you can always support American beauty with Bare Escentuals from San Francisco.

Yes, that was a shameless plug.

[Endeavor]

Clinique is Este Lauder, I think.

[mountaineer]

There must be some kind of "understatement of the year" award due here: Sex Riskier When Internet Used to Find Partners

[mountaineer]

More on x42's appearance at Georgetown:

A spokesman said Clinton wants to sponsor annual youth summits. And Clinton announced that the foundation would give $40,000 grants to several groups that brought students -- Advocates for Youth, College Summit, Latin America Youth Center and Youth Vote -- to aid their work.

"I wanted you to have the discipline, [something with which he's unfamiliar] as well as the opportunity" to talk about solutions to problems, he said. "This is not just about what you think, but about what should be done. . . . It's important that young people work towards that."

Clinton was greeted warmly by the [handpicked] students, and afterward, he held up his entourage of Secret Service agents and foundation staff members by partaking in some of his favorite presidential pastimes: pressing the flesh, posing for pictures, talking one-on-one for a few minutes at a time and even kissing the forehead and holding the hand of a young woman in a wheelchair. [Hey, baby, I've never done a girl in a wheelchair. Whatta ya say?] WashPost

Former president Bill Clinton poses for photographs after his speech at the Young Adult Symposium at Georgetown. (James A. Parcell -- The Washington Post)