I seem to recall she started out as pre-med, wanted to help those poor orphans in the third world. Well, it seems she spent too much time travelling around with Hildabeast, and couldn't keep up with her studies, so she switched to something like sociology. Lately, she's been too busy trotting around europe sucking down excessive amounts of alcohol to study. I can't imagine that's she's any kind of scholar.
Just like good old Dad!