Using a photograph from Michael Jackson's youth, computer experts produced an artificially "aged" image showing what he might have looked like at the age of 44. (ABCNEWS.com)
Per this morning's Page Six item reporting that Chelsea Clinton has been offered a job at "McKinney": (That's McKinsey. M-C-K-I-N-S-E-Y.) A spy reports that during the recruitment workshop, Chelsea's effort at teamwork consisted of forming a team with her boyfriend, Ian Klaus, and the partner in charge of the presentation.
Not that it matters. McKinsey interviews generally go something like this:
Question 1: Estimate the number of manhole covers in New York. Divide by the number of Texans convicted of insider trading in 1987. Assess the global economic impact of the removal of the resulting number of manhole covers and their subsequent transfer to emerging markets with significant levels of interest rate volatility. Bonus points for solving Fermat's last theorem.
Question 2: Are you willing to die/trade your grandmother/spend an extended period of time in minimum security prison for McKinsey? (If yes, ignore question 1. Automatic offer.)
Question 3: Is your father a former U.S. President? (If yes, ignore question 1.
Automatic offer.) Question 4: Does at least 90% of your work wardrobe (if female) consist of Blass and Manolos? (If no, please explain.)
Question 5: With how many CEOs of potential client companies does your father play racquetball? (If none, please explain.)
We're guessing Chelsea got in on Question 1.
[From gawker, a NYC gossip site I've just discovered.]