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You never told us any stories about Italian sausage, Gran...

802 posted on 02/20/2003 5:45:42 PM PST by Kathleen (is afraid, is very afraid......)

This could be the Italian sausage story, or not:

A firefighter was telling his new wife the rules of the house and what he expected. He told her that if he said "ding", she was to meet him upstairs and they would make love. If he said "ding, ding", she was to run upstairs and they would make love. And if he said "ding, ding, ding", she was to drop whatever she was doing, run upstairs, and they would make love all night long.

One day, she was ironing his uniform, when she heard "ding, ding, ding" from upstairs, so she stopped ironing, ran up the stairs, ripped off her clothes, and started to make love to her husband.

Halfway through, she stopped him, and said "ding, ding, ding, ding!!" With a puzzled look on his face, he asked "what does that mean?"

To which she replied, "I NEED MORE HOSE!!"

803 posted on 02/20/2003 5:49:06 PM PST by lodwick (Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)

No?.. omgoodness.. I'll have to remember that sometime..but not tonight.. I need my wits about me for that one.. ;)

804 posted on 02/20/2003 5:50:48 PM PST by grannie9 (sausages are not all they're cracked up to be..)

I don't know about you, but I have these all copied.. I'll try not to send them to you.. lol

807 posted on 02/20/2003 5:55:58 PM PST by grannie9 (sausages are not all they're cracked up to be..)

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