Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 031

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[Darksheare]

"All your Dark are belong to US!"

[acnielsen guy]

Don't go into the Korner.. I warned you

Kathy, grannie is sooooo old fashioned. Most of these ads could easily have come from our Dregs and Flakes of the macho persuasion. I am not sure that the ladies here would qualify - but as you know you can always play down your qualifications to get an interview.

In the ad appended below, our estimable grannie has one of the desired attributes and she could easliy fake the others. Go for it gran...

OAKEN PHALLUS - aging hippie love God, seeks perky chicks to learn about free love in my groovy shag carpet love van. Let me crash in your pad, smoke your lids of pot, eat all your food and freak out snorting glue wen you go to work. Stupid rich college girls preferred

[lodwick]

Great All your base site

Turn up the sound and enjoy.

[lodwick]

HILLARY HATER. Republican businessman seeks Limbaugh loving sexy babe with family values and nice tits for a weekend relationship. Must like sports, cigars, steak and golf. My wife is out of town on weekends. Let's play golf or watch TV, baby! No smokers, druggies, punks, pierced nipples or liberals. #62

Possibly the most "normal" request. imo

[lodwick]

[acnielsen guy]

LOL .... that is almost like a Darks, maybe Hillery Hater is another one of his nicks.

[Kathleen]

So what's wrong with our link today?? Proof positive that Jim Morrison is still alive...I knew it all along... ;-)

[habs4ever]

I've seen your eye, after you roll it around in your palm...it looks like a jawbreaker.It sure doesn't twinkle ;-)

[lodwick]

From the "Daytona Beach bans thongs" thread.

Damm, and I'm going there in May.

[habs4ever]

I'm sure there will be a few biker babes that will go topless just for you.And these are the over 55 set, no less...

[lodwick]

[Sundog]

Thanks gran...

[lodwick]

[acnielsen guy]

Hi Kathy, Gran has gone out for lunch today and I am a nervous wreck. I taught her how to use a knife and fork and not to tuck the napkin in her bra. She has promised that she would not collect everyone’s plates and takes them to the kitchen, nor pour her coffee in the saucer. She is to just to order water when the waiter asks what she wants to drink. We do not want her to follow Jim to the Whisky-a-Gogo in the sky.

Of course, I have also forbidden her to tell the story of her missing leg until everyone has finished eating. I have done my best and it is now in the hands of the gods.

I hope war breaks out soon so we can relax.

[lodwick]

I hope war breaks out soon so we can relax.

A HUGE Amen to this this statement - that will make a fine tag.

Enjoy your lunch Gran.

[Kathleen]

You might as well sit back and relax now, Captain...Gran's fate is out of your hands. Heaven knows you've done your best...

Hopefully you reminded Gran which eye she should employ for winking, so she doesn't unduly alarm her fellow diners. With any luck, she'll remember to order pureed food so she doesn't make a spectacle of herself gumming her lunch.

You've made more progress than I ever dreamed possible Captain. I had no idea that you had finally achieved success in convincing Gran to wear a bra. ;-)

[grannie9]

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.. you gossiping Magpies..and I have a burr...and a flame..and the urge to slander and slaughter..

So, KNOCK IT OFF!!!

[grannie9]

You're welcome.. and thank you...

[Kathleen]

Happy Valentine's Day, Gran. You know we luv ya. ;-)

[lodwick]