[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ok, where do I go for the interview?

[Argh]

You come to Vancouver. Your "deportment" and the types and quantities of beer you bring will bear heavily on the decision whether or not you get "inducted". (Hah! I've never heard it called THAT before...). Oh, yeah, in case you didn't know, I've always been the head mucky-muck of this religion, being it's founder. Now where did I put that list of tenets???