[TheGrimReaper]

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henny Youngman

[Argh]

Prayer for a non-operating religion known as The Order of the Bottle (Tex, in order to join you must apply to me personally):

Our Father, who art in the Bottle,
Hallowèd be thy spirits
Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done
In the bars as in the taverns
Give us this day our daily booze
And forgive us our sobrieties
As we would forgive those who are also sober
For thine is the brewery, the distillery, and the drunken stupour
For ever and ever
Burp!

- Argh, 1972