[lodwick]

consultants - Migrant workers, dressed by Armani. Geographically dispersed. First languages vary, but all are fluent in Bizbuz (see below), the common mother tongue. Major rituals include the pitch, the progress review, and the procurement of the follow-on engagement.

bizbuz - Multi-syllabic business terms that have the double benefit of providing instant credibility while preventing any leakage of content or substance into a conversation about what to do and why.

[mountaineer]

Consultant: Someone who persuades you to buy him a watch, so that he can tell you what time it is.