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DID I REALLY SAY THAT?

Question:
-----If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:
-----"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
-- General William Westmoreland.

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
-- Gerry Brown.

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-- Lee Iacocca.

"Please provide the date of your death."
-- From an IRS letter.