Pity-bump.
You have to post this sort of thing in "Breaking News", and change the title to something appropriately bombastic. If you can link cloned-cow cheese to evolution, Microsoft, trade barriers, abortion, etc., you'll have a nice, contentious thread before you know it.
Heck, you could have taken the Willie Green approach and just explained how many jobs in the dairy industry were going to be lost to cloned-cow cheese...