[South40]

Dog - 1

Stupid man - 0

[Burkeman1]

Still - there are more embarrassing deaths. Death from attempted "autoafixia" are worse.

[rs79bm]

I guess the dog won.

[South40]

Here's another:

Man killed dog, thinking it was gay

Compiled from wire services -

Ocala, Fla. _ A man accused of fatally beating a dog because he thought it was gay was convicted of animal cruelty.

George Stephens Finley, 58, could get up to a year in jail.

Witnesses testified that Finley was upset that his wife's neutered male poodle-Yorkshire terrier repeatedly tried to engage in sexual activity with another family dog, a male Jack Russell terrier.

Prosecutors said Finley hit the dog in the head with a plastic vacuum cleaner wand and hurled it against a tree. The dog lapsed into a coma and was put to death.

Finley maintained he struck the dog accidentally. A jury found him guilty Tuesday.

[Skwidd]

Do not anger Cerberus, for he is an angry and vengeful god.