[grannie9]

Last night Al was standing next to a very fat fellow
at a urinal when suddenly for no discernible reason he
confided in him that he "hadn't seen his thing in
15 years".

Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such
personal information to a complete stranger, and not
knowing what else to say and wanting to be
helpful, Al said, "Why don't you diet?"

Giving Al a surprised sideways stare, he said,
"Dye it? What color is it now?

[grannie9]

Ok.. I must change this creeping crustular tagline.. and finish my Bamboo..

Off to Walmart for a stepladder...

Ta ta.. ;)