[Maedhros]

I've always admired Iceland and the Icelanders. They were the original conservatives.

[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

Instead, the island's children await visits from 13 trolls known as the Yule Lads.

They sound like some English football club's crew of "hard men", skinhead soccer hooligans, complete with braces (suspenders) and Doc Martens.

"Oi! Me mates want to wish you a Merry Christmas! No, thanks; we've already eaten..."

[Coleus]

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