Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 029

OnLine News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

[Mo1]

I dream of Genie??

[Mo1]

LODDY ... did you see .. Tag lines are back!!!

[grannie9]

A few at a time.. compliments of Kathleen..


Those of us old enough to remember the old Hollywood Squares Game (before
Whoopi) will appreciate these. These are from the days when game show
responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. These are
from the old Hollywood Squares show in the 70's.


Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how
high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...


Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a
woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

[grannie9]

LOL.. that's the third one for her... Nope..

She made lots of movies...mostly singing and dancing..but ended up doing some drama.. Oh.. she also has a famous "brother," and he's a "S".

[lodwick]

Afternoon there PhillyGal - nice to see ya here today.

John said that the lines would reappear one day - prolly just in time for the next fundraiser.

[lodwick]

I was gonna guess sm, but her chin looks too big...oh, well.

[grannie9]

Who?

[Mo1]

A famous brother ...

Hmmm ... Shirely "Nut Case" McClain

Or Jane "I'm a Traitor" Fonda

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

Whoaaa.. You both got it.. You're right.. lol

[Mo1]

WAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[habs4ever]

Marilyn Chambers?? LOL...wait, she has to get on all fours to be sure!

[Kathleen]

LOL LOL at the Hollywood Squares Q & As. ;-)

[grannie9]

AC's old boat.

Did it for something up-coming.. ;)

[grannie9]

LOL.. love those...;)

[Kathleen]

Are we going sailing? ;-)

[grannie9]

Sure.. where do we meet, FL or Spain? I'm game..

I didn't say gamy..

[Kathleen]

Wherever there's no snow is fine with me. Nice pic of AC's party boat. ;-)

[grannie9]

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's
really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's
married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.


Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and I'll
give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get
any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing
strawberries!


Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

[westmex]

A sunset to end the day..
Sleep well yall..

......Westy....