After a farrego of poor efforts, Coach Herman Edwards revealed his abditive trick up his sleeve. The previously indolent JETS offense, renounced their frowardly ways, and under the grand ken of Chad Pennington, the formerly risible team began to hariolate a sense of possibility,now the teams performance had inspired only anhedonia at this point, but young Chads ability reduced "Same Old Jets" to a retronym in spite of the tired, old Periaptetic, pedantic sportswriters whose calumnies had turned out to be preponements, but failed to be an incommode to the rising Quarterbacks operose efforts, in his tergiversation of the pasts December meltdowns, making JETS fans bibulous at the teams brio even though the Conventional ukase going into yesterdays showdown, was atrabilious painting the young would be gunslinger as a mere dilettante going up against the Three Time League MVP . Young Chad let them promulgate their scat, letting their predicted ignominy inspire him to be insouciantly munificent in putting points on the board in out playing Brett Fave,and showing how truly sapient he is, he engaged in no footle in making the Packers look flaccid, retiring from the field yesterday, basking in the encomium that being a first season Division Champion Brings.