[Bella_Bru]

Good Morning. C;ass is cancelled for 1/1/03. Teacher will need to recover.

[Bella_Bru]

Good Morning. Class is cancelled for 1/1/03. Teacher will need to recover.

[Bella_Bru]

Good Morning. Class is cancelled for 1/1/03. Teacher will need to recover.

[Bella_Bru]

Gentleman, I suggest you two sit on opposite sides of the classroom today. I don't want to see two identical exams turned in.

[Argh]

The peripatetic coquette (who shall remain innominate [Miss Whyisa]) deftly extracted the lothario's risible, abditive farrago.

"Wow, that's quite anhedonia!", she mispronounced. "It's no calumny to say that I sapiently hariolate that with a little froward, operose brio and sedulity you could salaciously incommode my munificent desuetude sufficiently to cure my atrabilious cynosure of its anhedonia!"

[Argh]

Sheesh! I insomniacly left out some. What a putz. Corrected exam paper:

The peripatetic coquette (who shall remain innominate [Miss Whyisa]) deftly extracted the lothario's risible, abditive farrago.

"Wow, that's quite anhedonia!", she reboantly mispronounced.

"It's no calumny to say that I sapiently hariolate that with a little froward, operose brio and sedulity you could salaciously incommode my munificent desuetude sufficiently to cure my atrabilious cynosure of its anhedonia!", she ejaculated, getting "anhedonia" right this time.

[xsmommy]

morning teach. what is the time frame for the exam? i am feeling tense all of a sudden.

[xsmommy]

Although it is an insouciant take on the plight of Cardinal Law and Trent Lott, Larry Miller is spot on (and hilarious) in his observations. Cardinal Law's tergiversation is beyond question. When the calumny heaped upon him became more incommodious than he could bear, he bowed out. Not out of any sense of honor. Larry Miller rightfully vituperates Cardinal Law for his abditive shenanigans with respect to the abuse.

As to Lott, Miller risibly refers to the Senator as "knucklehead". No one ever accused Trent Lott of being sapient but still, the thought of Lott wearing a sign saying knucklehead elicits much mirth.

This coquette wishes her fellow students a bibulous and salacious New Year and all the footle that that they can handle ; )

[CholeraJoe]

The indolent farrago in the Middle East has incommoded this operose taxpayer (me) to promulgate a request that the Bush Administration prepone the attack on Iraq.

Ha, six in one sentence, xs. Beat that.

[CholeraJoe]

Come check it out.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

N. Korea May Pull Out of Nuke Arms Treaty

The abditive, froward government of North Korea appears to be reneging on the agreement made with the indolent, flaccid 42nd president, although Clinton's supporters, rendered bibulous from an overdose of his special brand of Kool-Aid, believe it is salacious calumny to vituperate their operose leader with ignominy for the failure of his nuclear ukase, which was promulgated in 1994, as they continue to heap encomium on the master of tergiversation.

[white rose]

The froward staff of NRO felt too indolent to footle with any encomiums of 2002--a task that, in any case, would make anyone atrabilious, as this year was certainly ignominious. Instead, they chose to promulgate, with great brio, the pedantic predictions of certain peripatetic pundits. A warning, however: Their opinions are hardly risible. In fact, their readers may be left in a state of anhedonia, which may well inspire them to become bibulous.

By the way, Teach, as much as I hate to vituperate, this visual aid illustrates nicely how I feel about being incommoded by Monday morning finals. I believe I have mentioned before how painful it is for me to try to use my brain first thing in the morning.

[xsmommy]

extra credit.

WR's exam depressed me...

will the real hugo chavez please stand up?

It is beyond my ken how the dicator qua president of Venezuela frowardly manages to promulgate ukases stating that he is loved and still in charge. The oil industry sits in its 28th day of desuetude because of the strike, and oil prices are creeping up. The opposition sedulously attempts to oust him, but, as yet their operose efforts have not been fruitful.

[LonePalm]

Good Morning All,

I cannot be held responsible if you mistake this tagline for a disclaimer.

Since when do we have Semester exams? Oh, well, here goes.

Pedantic coquette incommodes,
Requiring five words in our odes.
I hariolate
and tergiversate,
But to rhyme, I must use a toad.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[RikaStrom]

On Thursday, an F-Com Co. employee collected the backups, which contained the names, dates of birth, sex, current and previous addresses, and 11-digit resident registry network numbers of the entire Iwashiro population, from the town hall to transfer them to the company headquarters in Koriyama, Fukushima Prefecture. (snip)
When he returned to the car at around 6:20 p.m. that day, its windows were shattered and the briefcase, which was labeled "Iwashiro Town," was gone. Backup data for a different municipality also left in the car was not stolen.

Well now, isn't this special??

There once was a little town called Iwashiro
Which collected information quite farrago
Risibly guarded
Ignominiously froward
Reboantly hariolating, no worries, your data is safe.. OH!

Did I pass??!

[NeoCaveman]

The leggy authorette who is kented by the Left qua risible
has sedulously researched and footmarked her tome of sapience detailing the Left's calummy. The left screamed salacious and fallacious arguments against the coquette when they should have learned the message. The old attacks, the scare tactics are so old that they don't work anymore.

Calummy, aka Slander.

[lds23]

Amidst the farrago of abditive and overt threats, both real and risible, to the safety and security of free markets, capitalism, representative democracy, and liberty, I fight the tendency to anhedonia by counting my blessings, and give encomiums to the munificence of our Creator.

Especially at this time of year, I try to ignore the salacious and ignominious tergiversators and vituperators among mankind, look to a better tomorrow.

There are even times when I wonder if the promulgated Biblical hariolations are being preponed to our generation.

But I am continually buoyed by the good will and cheer from those here and elsewhere on FR.

So I will propose a bibulous toast, especially to the coquettes, and with brio wish to you all and your ken a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year.